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Sample Story for Mr. Bloggs from St. Aidan’s National School in Wexford from Student Niamh Murphy:
Headline: MR. BLOGGS VOTED 2019 TEACHER OF THE YEAR
Sub-Headline: Wexford School Teacher Receives Top Award!
Story:
Celebrations continued late into the night at St. Aidan’s National School in Wexford, as Mr. Bloggs received his 2019 Teacher of the Year Award. This will be his second time to be awarded the prestigious and fiercely competitive prize.
‘It’s an absolute honour to be giving you this award,’ Norma Foley, Minister of Education told Mr. Bloggs at the ceremony. ‘If I could get all teachers to be as hardworking and dedicated as you, I could easily cut the number of teachers by half.’ Mr. Bloggs told the minister that he thought that would be a great idea, and suggested she first try out his new policy in the Dáil.
Previous pupils of Mr. Bloggs were in attendance last night. Among them three Nobel Prize winners, two Academy Award nominees, a Booker prize winner and an almost runner up in the Eurovision song contest.
‘Part of Mr. Bloggs prize is a week of sun, sand, sea and salsa!’ said the Principal. ‘I can’t wait to see his face when he arrives in Bundoran, County Donegal.’
Some parents of previous students were in attendance last night also. ‘We miss him so much,’ one of the parents commented. ‘Our children just haven’t been the same since they left his class.’
One of his favourite pupils, Niamh Murphy, told us how happy she was that Mr. Bloggs had received the award. ‘Mr. Bloggs is the kindest, most patient and encouraging person I know,’ Niamh Murphy said. she later added, ‘will you tell him that I said that, and maybe he won’t give me so much homework?’
Mr. Bloggs will also be appearing on the Late Late Show this Friday. ‘I can’t wait to meet him,’ Patrick Kielty said. RTÉ is believed to have offered Mr. Bloggs his own reality show - Super Teacher, but he has sadly declined.
We at the Irish Gazette would also like to wish Mr. Bloggs our congratulations for being the deserved winner of such a prestigious award.
