Most Beautiful Woman - Newspaper Spoof

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Sample Of Story for Jenny Bloggs from Cabra

Headline: JENNY BLOGGS VOTED MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN IRELAND 2014

Story:

Formal evening wear, designer names and sparkling jewellery were in abundance yesterday evening as a line of Mercedes cars queued outside the Shelbourne Hotel in Dublin city centre. A few members of the public waited patiently in the rain to catch a glimpse of the celebrity women as paparazzi camera flashes lit up their faces.

Saoirse Ronan was one of the first to arrive, followed quickly by Maura Higgins, and then eight-time winner Rosanna Davison. Entertainment was provided by Daniel O’Donnell, but it was for the award ceremony that everyone had come. 

Paddy Power bookmakers had Rosanna as a clear favourite to win again this year. Then sometime last year Jenny Bloggs came to the attention of the judges. Jenny, a Cabra native, has really captured the hearts (and eyes!) of both the judges and the public.

Silence fell in the ceremony hall as its host, Liam Neeson, opened the golden envelope to announce the 2014 Most Beautiful Irish Woman of the Year Award. ‘Well, well, well,’ he commented before he read out the name, ‘I’m not surprised in the least. – Jenny Bloggs.’

Cheers and applause echoed throughout the room, with only the noticeable exceptions of Maura and Rosanna, who both scowled at the winner. As humble as ever, Jenny dedicated the award to ‘all the women of the world,’ and thanked her family for inspiring her to be the beautiful person that she is.

Jenny will be jetted off this weekend, as part of her prize, to a luxury spa in Hawaii with a friend of her choice. George Clooney, Daniel Craig and Joe Duffy have all offered to accompany her. Other prizes such as a year’s worth of Botox treatment and use of a personal trainer will go to waste as Jenny obviously has no need of them.

‘I’m really looking forward to having Jenny on the Late Late Show next week,’ Patrick Kielty said. ‘It’s not often that one sees so a beautiful woman with such an amazing great personality.’

We at the Irish Gazette would also like to wish Jenny Bloggs our congratulations for being the deserved winner of such a prestigious award.