Happy Birthday Newspaper Spoof - Adult Male

A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

NEW - Next working day delivery for this novel gift now available.

If bringing to a party or an event, you can also order additional non-framed prints to post on the wall.

The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.

Headline: FIRSTNAME SURNAME IS AGE TODAY!

Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year

Story:

The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on DATE, that crowds started to gather outside the home of FIRSTNAME SURNAME in TOWN. Not since Ray Houghton's goal against England in 1988, has there been so much excitement among the Irish public over this birthday celebration. 

Many skin care experts have hounded SURNAME for the secret to his boyish good looks and sublime physique. Although he puts it down simply to his constant moisturising and sleeping twelve hours a day, many are left to wonder if the skilful use of a surgeon's knife can't be fully ruled out.

One thing that can't be denied is FIRSTNAME’s generosity. His local pub is still packed for the annual event when he buys a drink for everyone.

Bono is believed to have cancelled the American leg of U2's tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Brad Pitt, Jessica Alba, Maura Higgins and Gerry Adams. ‘If FIRSTNAME is going to party, I just got to be there,’ the Dalai Lama is reported to have commented. 

All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both SURNAME and his guests. Superintendent Sean Walsh said, ‘I don't need to remind everyone what happened last year. Three Miss World hopefuls and two Victoria Secret models are still in the Mayo Clinic suffering from exhaustion.’

Whatever is planned for tonight's party of the year, we would also like to wish FIRSTNAME SURNAME a Happy AGE Birthday.