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Happy Birthday Newspaper Spoof - Adult Female

€14.95
(€12.15 ex. VAT)
In Stock
Model: 380-002-PW
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Product Description

A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

NEW - Next working day delivery for this novel gift now available.

If bringing to a party or an event, why not order additional non-framed prints to post on the wall.

The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.

Headline: FIRSTNAME SURNAME IS AGE TODAY!

Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year

Story:

The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on {date}, that crowds started to gather outside the home of {firstname} {surname} in {name1}. Not since the American President's visit to Ireland, has there been an event more looked forward to than this birthday celebration. 
 
Many skin care experts have hounded {surname} for the secret to her girlish good looks and sublime physique. Although she puts it down simply to her constant moisturising, and sleeping twelve hours a day, many are left to wonder if the skilful use of a surgeon's knife can't be fully ruled out. While living in {name1}, there has also been a rise in the opening of several Botox clinics, but the coincidence is mere speculation at this point.
 
Lady Gaga is believed to have cancelled the American leg of her tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Johnny Depp, Kylie, Harry and Meghan and all the members of U2. 'If {firstname} is going to party, I just got to be there,' the Dalai Lama is reported to have commented. 
 
All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both {surname} and her guests. Superintendent Sean Walsh said, 'I don't need to remind everyone what happened at {surname}'s birthday bash last year. Three Mr Universe hopefuls and two male models are still in Blackrock Clinic suffering from exhaustion.'
 
Whatever is planned for tonight's party of the year, we would also like to wish {firstname} {surname} a Happy {age} Birthday.
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Ex-VAT:
€12.15
Inc-VAT:
€14.95
VAT Rate:
23% VAT