George Clooney Secret Romance With- Newspaper Spoof

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Sample Story for JENNY BLOGGS from LETTERKENNY, ACCOUNTANT FOR O'MALLEY ACCOUNTANTS

Headline: GEORGE CLOONEY’S SECRET ROMANCE WITH JENNY BLOGGS

Sub-Headline: Clooney Confesses ‘I’m crazy about my Letterkenny girl.’

Story:

Hollywood actor and international star, George Clooney was again spotted arriving at Dublin airport last night. That’s his third visit in less than a month.
Rumours have been rife as to the reason for his constant visits. Many speculated that he was scouting locations for his latest film. The official reason given was that he was researching his ancestry roots. His great grandparents however were from Kilkenny, and this didn’t explain his constant trips to Letterkenny.

Finally, paparazzi photographs captured him leaving the home of Jenny Bloggs, and the game was up. At a press conference he was forced to admit the truth.

‘I’m so happy,’ he confessed. ‘Jenny is everything a guy could wish for and more, and I’m going to do everything I can to hold on to her.’

Sources close to Clooney have said that he is thinking of leaving his $14 million mansion in Beverly Bloggs and moving to Letterkenny. Clooney is said to have met Bloggs when he saw her profile picture on Facebook and poked her.

Bloggs, often nicknamed ‘The Body’, has refused to enter the world of modelling, despite many international offers. ‘I just love my job being a Accountant,’ she said. ‘I simply can’t see myself jetting off to exotic locations to have my picture taken with beautiful men for vast sums of money. How does that compare to working at O’Malley’s Accountants?’

‘We’ve been dating in secret for a while now,’ Clooney continued, ‘but Jenny told me that she’s not prepared to commit too quickly, and I fully respect that. If she wants to go shopping with her friends or not call me for days, that’s fine with me.’

Will this turn into a serious relationship for Bloggs or is it just another fling with one of the world’s top movie stars? Only time will tell.

‘Jenny is the perfect woman,’ Clooney finally added. ‘Just look at her; She could have any man she wants and she’s chosen me. I’m the luckiest guy in the world.’