Couple Of The Year Newspaper Spoof

A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

NEW - Next working day delivery for this novel gift now available.

If bringing to a party or an event, you can also order additional non-framed prints.

The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.

Headline: JENNY AND JOE VOTED IRELAND’S COUPLE OF THE YEAR!

Story:

The red carpet is rolled out and waiting, and the champagne on ice in {name2} tonight in preparation for the arrival of {firstname} and {name1} to the gala event of the year.

Ray D'Arcy will host tonight, as the happy couple spends the evening with their many friends and families. RTE will broadcast live, and is believed to have paid over €1,000,000 for exclusive rights to interview {firstname} and {name1} after the show.

All private helicopter companies have been fully booked up for weeks, in order to jet in the elite of the world to {name2}. Bono is believed to have cancelled U2's American leg of his tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Leonardo DiCaprio, Kylie, Harry and Meghan and all the members of The Rolling Stones.

'They are truly my inspiration and hope for the future,' the Dalai Lama is reported to have commented. An Taoiseach, Simon Harris, admitted yesterday that 'it's nice to take a break from all this economic doom and gloom, and to celebrate the successful couple; {firstname} and {name1}.'

The Gardai has cancelled all annual leave in order to provide extra security for both the couple and their guests. 'This is a major event in our calendar,' Superintendent Sean Walsh said. '‘President Higgins will be awarding the honours tonight.'

We at the Irish Gazette would also like to congratulate {firstname} and {name1} and to wish them all the happiness in the world.